Got out to my car and my key would only go in the ignition sideways, and only a tiny bit. WTF! Who made my ignition be sideways!? Then I realized my key was bent to a 45 degree angle. What? Does. Not. Compute.
But there it was, bent, like the bending-key-gnomes had crept in in the middle of the night to give my key the old what-for. Since it had only been a few hours since I had successfully used the key, I couldn't figure out what had happened to it for real. My boyfriend elucidated it for me: I must have pulled the key out of the ignition as I was getting out of the car and bent it in the ignition during that process. Sheeeit.