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      <title>I AM a dumb-ass and proud of it</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/25c3f830-0061-43e8-966f-e09f07bf7ced</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;there's a certain humbleness to being a dumb-ass, expectations are lowered so it's a lot less stressfull! Dumb-asses rock!&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 09:16:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>tumbleweed</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-02-23T09:16:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>where is everyone?</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;I am surprised no one made fun of me on my last topic posted. There has been no activity on this tribe since I've joined. Do I have B.O. or something????&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 20:55:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2005-09-13T20:55:33Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Blahg</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;I write stuff in my blog I think is clever.  But its not.  Then people point it out to me.  Oh, well.  I must be a dumbass.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 14:17:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sMel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-22T14:17:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>topic killer</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i kill threads.  i say dumbass stuff and people are like, uhokay crazy cooter...sometimes they leave the tribe to get away.
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&lt;br/&gt;muwhahahaha!&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:11:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sMel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-04-20T21:11:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>lapse of judgement</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;in life.
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&lt;br/&gt;i have 12 cats.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:48:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sMel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-04-18T16:48:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Keys and me don't mix, apparently</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Got out to my car and my key would only go in the ignition sideways, and only a tiny bit.  WTF!  Who made my ignition be sideways!?  Then I realized my key was bent to a 45 degree angle.  What?  Does. Not. Compute.   
&lt;br/&gt;But there it was, bent, like the bending-key-gnomes had crept in in the middle of the night to give my key the old what-for.  Since it had only been a few hours since I had successfully used the key, I couldn't figure out what had happened to it for real.  My boyfriend elucidated it for me:  I must have pulled the key out of the ignition as I was getting out of the car and bent it in the ignition during that process.  Sheeeit.  &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:16:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Alyssum</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-13T04:16:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>right keys...right car?</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i borrowed a friend's car to pick up my pictures at the local CVS.  I noticed when I got out of the car, the lock only depressed half way.  I didn't think anything of it til when i got back out to the car and the keys wouldn't unlock the door.  the keys only went half way into the lock.  I figured i had made the lock turn half way, so I tried the passenger side.  no luck, same thing.  Tried the trunk. still no luck.  cursing, I ran (1.5 miles) back to my house to finish studying for my exam the next morning.  Later when we went to figure out what was up with the locks, I realized I hadn't been trying to unlock the right car.  When we tried the keys in my friend's car, they worked first time.  Shooooooot.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 00:36:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Alyssum</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-04-09T00:36:33Z</dc:date>
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      <title>why I'm a dumb ASS!!!</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Ok, so I'm running late for work and I grab what I think is my boyfiends' deodarant........all day I make myself sick from the smell coming from my artpits!! and it just FEELS WEIRD!!!
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&lt;br/&gt;So, that night I ask him about his new "pit spray" he bought; he goes into the bathroom and comes out with the can and says........"is this what you USED?!?!?" I say " uhhhh, ya".........he replys, with a look of TOTAL DISCUST on his face....."IT's ROOM FRESHENER, you dumb-ass"
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&lt;br/&gt;well, I fell on the floor, laughing soooo hard I almost pissed myself;)) He, on the other hand, was PISSED OFF because I was PROUD TO BE A DUMB-ASS!!!!!!!!!!
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&lt;br/&gt;Hope you enjoyed the story I'm most proud of;)) Oh, and I think I need to join the "worst spellers tribe"
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&lt;br/&gt;C&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 04:21:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sunray65</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-08-14T04:21:58Z</dc:date>
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      <title>My past dumb ass...</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;It was my drivers education drivers test. I was so nervous that when I went to open the door I hit myself in the face. At least I passed.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 21:51:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2005-08-19T21:51:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>How long have U been driving?</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Twice this week, I forgot to put my standard transmission car in gear or use the emergency brake to park on a hill.  I am not getting any better chasing the damn thing down while it rolls out of control...&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:26:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sMel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-24T20:26:27Z</dc:date>
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      <title>note from tribe.net: please assign a moderator</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/ad4807e3-7986-49cf-bc48-c66a4d9585c8</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;Hey there, "i'm a dumb-ass..... R U" members-- 
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&lt;br/&gt;This Tribe doesn't have a moderator, but as a matter of policy, Tribe.net likes all groups to have a leader. 
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&lt;br/&gt;Can you collectively choose someone to moderate your Tribe? 
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&lt;br/&gt;When you've reached consensus, have the new moderator send a note to help@tribe.net - from the e-mail they use to log into their tribe acct. - with the words "Moderator Change - Name of the Tribe" in the subject header, and a link to this discussion.
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&lt;br/&gt;Thanks--
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&lt;br/&gt;-- TOU (Terms of Use) Guy&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 23:57:52 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>touguy</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-13T23:57:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I can't talk</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/60376ba3-d1ad-4730-ab05-5bf14ddfa7f0</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;   Am I the only dumb-ass who can't speak well? Like, when I'm talking fast I blend two or three words together. Here's a classic "Jessica Can't Talk" moment. 
&lt;br/&gt;   My fiance and I had been Christmas shopping. We pulled into my motheres driveway in my little purple Tracker. My hands were full so I had to kick the door open to get out. The door fell on my leg and I said "SHIT!" My fiance asked what happened and I said, "I shut my shit in the leg!" Classic. 
&lt;br/&gt;   So, am I alone out there? Am I the only one who said "HORE-cane Katrina?" The only one who says Jackson instead of Johnson when refferring to a man's penis? Please say I'm not.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 14:54:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>A dumb-ass in my midst</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;So...I joined this tribenet thing a while ago, and just started using it, lets say Monday.  I was kind of coaxed into it by my "pals", who are apparently chitchat geniuses.
&lt;br/&gt;Anywho, I began to peruse this teensy section of life and started to feel inadequate and panic because I'm not connected enough!  So I started looking for tribes to join...then I found this one...I'm such a dumbass...&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 19:02:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sMel</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-04-28T19:02:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>WINNING THE LOTTERY!!!</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Sometimes I sit and fantasize what I would do if I won the lottery.
&lt;br/&gt;I think about the people I'd help, the friends I'd take care of and all the fabulous things I would do for myself.
&lt;br/&gt;And then I realize that I havent bought a lottery ticket in over 5 years--what a dumb-ass.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:10:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Scoots</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-02-24T15:10:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>a new "dumb-ass"</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;aahhhh.......to realize I'm not the ONLY dumb-ass in the world!!!!  
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&lt;br/&gt;YIPPPEEEE.........my life is now complete!!!
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&lt;br/&gt;Nice to be here!!
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&lt;br/&gt;Carol&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 04:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sunray65</dc:creator>
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      <title>so im in  london ...and i been high four days straight....</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;and i go into this club on a friday night,now remember id only arrived four days earlier and had eaten drank snorted and smoked everything in north london by then so i wasnt even sure what country i was in at that point ,and this hard case bouncer gives me one of those"ya,awright darlin?'kinda like i was soooo wasted he didnt wanna let me in but i mumbled something unintelligable about jet lag and he let me through -i bitched about him all night ,about what a jerk he was too questian my,mine ,of all peoples composure so on the way out i fixed him with the most evil eye i possibly could as i went down the steps -when i say went down i meant literally cause i was so busy giving him a dirty look that i fell most of the rest of the way down and land tits obver teakettle in the gutter-international dumass&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 06:06:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>sherrydarling</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-07-16T06:06:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Hello Fellow Dumb Asses!</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Hello,
&lt;br/&gt;I just found this tribe today and I am happy to be a dumb ass with all the rest of you dumb asses out there!&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:43:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>juanitashe</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-06-29T16:43:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>This whole week Ive been a total dumbass</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;This week Ive managed to piss off all the people I most care about in the world by being an insensitive boob.Im starting to get there trust back but I should never have broken it in the first place.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2005 10:21:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2005-01-26T10:21:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I havent done anything but Im gon-na be a dumb ass</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;All the things I could fuck up...I probably will&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2005 05:09:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>sometimes i....</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;daydream that I'm a host of my own late night talk show and I picture myself behind a desk looking to my side at my band leader much like how david letterman or conan o-brian, or jay leno does... 
&lt;br/&gt;and I talk about diffrent celebraties and give my opinoin on their behaviours or I talk about promoting some of the musical bands i'm into and would like to impress on others. 
&lt;br/&gt;am i strange? &lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>what a dumbass</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Tonight I was a dumbass cuz I killed a perfectly good sexual conversation (through IM) by making a dumb fart joke.  And he's hot too.  But what can I say, I was in a silly mood.  Maybe he'll be too drunk to remember. haha
&lt;br/&gt;One can only hope. &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:09:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>badkittybitches</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-12-31T11:09:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A home</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/9a1c10d5-e330-4c47-a8ca-d0f0799fe9be</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;Ah finally a tribe where I really fit in,we need t-shirts dumb-ass U&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:51:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2004-12-28T02:51:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Today, I was a dumbass.</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/c37223fb-006d-4720-913a-6f4a5481e6cf</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;So I dated this guy around the holidays (end of December) and we got along superb.  Then he stopped calling and I never heard from him again b/c, as he claims, he got freaked out by thinking he was gonna meet my family when they were here for the holidays. (Keep in mind, he totally embarrassed me by ditching me while my family was in town).  So that was that.  Never saw him again.  Over the next few months, he wrote me emails asking if I'd please forgive him and see him again.  Well, 3 months later, which was last week, I caved.  I said, ok, let's meet up for a drink.  Keep in mind, I really really really really liked this guy... and I trusted him that he was gonna meet me for a drink.  Well, that was this evening we were suppoed to meet up, and you can guess what happened 'cause I'm on here now.  He was, apparently, "too tired" after work to meet me.  So I told him off and said, have a nice life asshole.  But boy, was I sure a dumbass huh....  !&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2004 05:05:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>shannond</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-03-13T05:05:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>god</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i `m a real dumbass. i make post that makes people think i`m being
&lt;br/&gt;mean but i`m not. this is just me being witty. so my witty is stupid 
&lt;br/&gt;and doesn`t make sence. i try. i `m not that smart. a real dumbass for life.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 06:25:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-11-18T06:25:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>i just a dumbass for think that life had some thing to</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;offer me. what a dumbass thought.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2004 19:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-11-04T19:00:53Z</dc:date>
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      <title>HAPPY</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/d52c6878-2931-4480-84ed-4237aaf5d3b3</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;THANKSGIVING. ya`ll have a good day of eating.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2004 14:38:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-11-25T14:38:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>yes indeed</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/09a850ef-b134-4c23-af59-caeff50a83f4</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;I'm fuckin dumb. Somebody please f*ckin shoot me now. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I totally screwed up several times at work. Seriously messed up. Apparently I didn't take the time to carefully review all of the information that was provided to me. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Some important people disagreed with me, but I stood my ground and told them they were wrong. Then I stupidly decided it would be appropriate to send an email out to 6 different people in San Joaquin County govt (I do environmental compliance) that basically said the guy in charge is a fuckin idiot. But actually, he's not the idiot. I am. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Damn it. I think I need a swift kick to the head. Now, off to the bar to make myself forget how stupid I am.  &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:23:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cicadaloca</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-11-10T01:23:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>i'm new dumbass</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/f15daa2d-5575-47c3-aa4f-a0e773419221</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;hi i'm new this tribe...been a dumbass lately..&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2004 02:49:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2004-06-06T02:49:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>what a dumbass</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/49cbe7a9-1f53-4d36-8b3e-e5cc49ca982b</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;in proving that crime DOES NOT PAY
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
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&lt;br/&gt;ha ha ha ha ha ha
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;what a dumb ass......and he got what he deserved&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 16:18:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2004-03-15T16:18:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>help me</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i`m getting more and more a dumbass everyday.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 18:09:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-04-27T18:09:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>creative ways to call someone stupid</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;www.funkypages.com/stupid/index.php&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2004 19:28:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>take responsibility for your own actions</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/6d48d9d1-a2c2-493a-ae6c-c794ff722288</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;GREENSBURG, Pa. -- It was her birthday, but the celebration may have gone too far. Now, a woman is suing a Westmoreland County bar.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Tiffany Lucas, of Greensburg, claims she fell out of a van and broke seven teeth last year after partying for her 21st birthday at the Loft Lounge in Hempfield. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Lucas, now 22, says she was served at least a dozen drinks in 1 ½ hours. Her lawsuit says she was so drunk that friends had to carry her out of the Loft, which has since closed.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:22:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>dumbass 101</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;www.funkypages.com/realdummy/index.php&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2004 19:41:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>You don't need to think clearly to put salt on your Froot Loops.</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Through confusion confusion, it's an illusion. Live on in your illusion. Just never forget,you don't need to take a personal inventory to jerk off in a karaoke bar.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2004 14:39:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Dr Phil</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-04-07T14:39:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>remember this dumbass?</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;www.funkypages.com/analhello/index.php&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2004 17:10:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>: (</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i had this perfect opportuntiy to tell this person how much i really liked them but... i clammed up . i usally have no problem telling someone what i think of them but for this person, its really hard.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2004 04:17:09 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Suzy</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-03-20T04:17:09Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Hi everyone...</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/bcfd8f60-cf32-46f7-a259-161e38c1446b</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;I just discovered the other day that I'm a dumb-ass. Thanks for creating a place for me to go after being such a dumb-ass.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I can tell already that joining this tribe might make me more disheartened, but then I'm a dumb-ass.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 23:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Highly Caffeinated Dumb-Ass</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;So, today I had philosophy and english...well, my ride didn't show up and after having been awake since 7:30 I was already starting to get sleepy.  I got my sister to drop me off at school (I was already 30 minutes late) and I stopped in at the student book store.  I bougth Starbucks double-shot espresso for my philo class because my prof is EXTREMELY boring.  I gulped that down while waking to class and sat there listening to him regurgitate something he read about religion.  By the time the class was over I was already falling asleep again so I went and bought another double shot.  I gulped that down in English class and started bouncing off the walls.  I was sweating and chewing on my tongue ring, and basically tweeking balls.  Why oh why didn't I realize that four shots of espresso is too much?  
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&lt;br/&gt;Retardedly yours, 
&lt;br/&gt;Buck...&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 21:22:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2004-03-19T21:22:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>New dumbass #2?</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;I hope I've reached dumbass status by now... I could cite the time my car fell off the jack when the tires were off... that was just chance though... or the time I ran full speed into a wall in front of several friends, and a bunch of hot girls from my school... I was too drunk to stop anyway though. Or I could go back to the time I decided it would be funny to pull the handbrake on my friend when he was going 90 down the interstate... But I think my all time high would be last week when I woke up in a room full of people I'd never seen before with no shirt, one shoe, and a bottle of something I couldn't identify... So how many of you have outdone me? (I only have 17 years experience after all)&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 07:36:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-03-17T07:36:35Z</dc:date>
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      <title>doh!</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;hi ppl i'm new here but don't know if i fit in?
&lt;br/&gt;i went into my daughters school to see her headmaster in jan 
&lt;br/&gt;&amp;amp; as i walked in i dropped my keys on the floor, then the secretary asked me a question,while this was happening my daughter informed the headmaster it was my b/day so he wished me a happy b/day!i was so flustered cos everything happened at once i replied "yeh you too!" both the secretary &amp;amp; headmaster just looked at me.........do i qualify to be here?&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2004 18:55:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>bri</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-03-07T18:55:46Z</dc:date>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;So back in High school I a good friend of mine invite me over to get high and hang out with some out of town girls. Being the good boyfriend I was I told him no and that i was going to hang out with my girlfriend. 10 minutes after I picked her up she broke up with me after 6 monthes of dating I was upset and thought hey I will go high and hang out with the out of town girls. I got to my friends house and we started talking to he girls and was about ready to get high when his mom showed up, we hid everything in the first aid kit (we didnt think it would be needed) and acted casual his mom asked us to burn some brush for her and she left. we went outside to burn the brush and got a bright idea to add gasoline and gun powder to the brush before we lit it. I bent down to light a little trail of gun powder thats led to the brush, next thing I knew i was on the ground a few feet away and my friend was running to get the first aid kit. he also called an ambulance. when the emts showed up they saw the pipe and weed and called the police so in one day; i got dumped, blown up(i still cant grow facial hair in some spots)and, an M.I.P. oh and i never saw the other girls again 
&lt;br/&gt;I should have stayed in bed that day    &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2004 04:57:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>STEV</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-03-02T04:57:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>King Dumbass has arrived.</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/3417c09e-f0c1-4450-a2a9-a48003951ca1</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;OK, here we go with my biggest dumbass move ever!
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;This occured about 15 years ago in college.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I was with a buddy of mine at the pool.  Some scruby looking black guy I'd never seen comes over and asks if we wanted to buy a QP of smoke.  For reasons I never really got straight I thought my buddy knew this guy (he did not)...  Anyway I decided this was a good oportunity to make some good cash (things were very dry at the time).  So I scaped together $400 (a months wage at the time) and went to the hotel where I was to make the transaction.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;By this time I'd already learned that my buddy did not know who this guy was, but I'd already started getting greedy about the money I might make. So I went a head with things.   (dumbass move #1)
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Met the guy in the hotel room.  he takes the money and says "he gonna get it from the car" ...... I let him (dumbass move #2) and of course went sqweeling out of the lot in his car.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Here's where my Dumbassness really kicks in!
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I lost my mind.... I could not believe that I'd just lost a months wage and could barely control myself.... In fact I could not... I had to track this guy down...  but how?  Ahhh yes,, of course....  I know the answer.....  So I called the cops! (Yes you hear right)....  I called the cops and gave them a description of the guy and his car..... Then I told them that I'd just been robbed at knifepoint....  OK,,, so now I'm in deep....
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Low and behold ,,, they catch the guy (who would have thunk it?).... and arrest him..... Well, it turns out that they knew who this guy was and what he did..... So they immeditely put two and two together and got "Dumbass calls cops on his own bad drug buy"..... So then they arrest me too.....
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Jesus,,I know my parents brought me up to be smarter than that.....  To this day I can't believe I was that retarded.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Side note:  two years later a cop pulls up behind me in a gas station.... as he walks by and looks at me... he says "Hey! I remeber you,,, weren't you that guy who called the cops on his own drug buy?  We still talk about that to this day down at the station".....  yeah I'm proud.....  Anyway, he told me that my theif had pulled the same stunt on someone else earlier that year, but this victim wasn't as dumb as me,,, and apparently a lot more pissed off, because he shot the guy...&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 04:56:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Abasin</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-19T04:56:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>why???</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;am i a dumd ass?  my friends are some times so fake.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2003 19:21:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-12T19:21:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>fire crackers</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/0ded40cd-109e-428a-b598-89a7511d9ddc</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;I had a 100 pack of fire crackers and droped them in a trash can and picked it up. they exploded in the can I was holding&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:19:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-20T22:19:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>cursing</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/e6fd867e-ea93-4739-af04-9b0cc08dba2d</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;Iv called 3 of my teatchers bitches 2 bus drivers assholes and 1 a crack head man he was a she&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:15:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-19T19:15:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>repeated stupidity</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/003ec90a-6279-4abc-a65c-36013cf33b27</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;Hello, My name is Gene, and I'm a dumbass (sounds like an AA meeting doesn't it?)
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I have an uncanny ability to do something which produces bad results.  I can then deduce every wrong step down to a science.  To where I know exactly what went wrong, what I did to make it happen, and what I can do to make sure it never happens again.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Yet, despite all this wonderous introspective knowledge. I will, without fail, do the exact same thing again. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;and again,
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;and agian,
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;I'm like a retarded fly who keeps banging against the glass.
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;Anyone else have this syndrome?&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:24:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Abasin</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-18T19:24:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Senility Prayer</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/abe5d1e7-c6c6-471a-ae3c-9ae28833efab</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;&gt;&gt;THE SENILITY PRAYER 
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; God grant me the senility to
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;forget the people I never liked 
&lt;br/&gt;anyway, 
&lt;br/&gt;the 
&lt;br/&gt;good fortune to run into the
&lt;br/&gt;ones I do, and the eyesight to tell 
&lt;br/&gt;the 
&lt;br/&gt;difference. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; Now that I'm 'older' (but
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;refuse to grow up ), here's what I've 
&lt;br/&gt;discovered: 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 1.      I started out with
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;nothing, and I still have most of it. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 2.      My wild oats have
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;turned into prunes and All Bran. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 3.      I finally got my head
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;together; now my body is falling 
&lt;br/&gt;apart. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 4.      Funny, I don't
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;remember being absent minded... 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 5.      Funny, I don't
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;remember being absent minded... 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 6.      If all is not lost,
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;where is it? 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 7.      It is easier to get
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;older than it is to get wiser. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 8.      The only time the
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;world beats a path to your door is when 
&lt;br/&gt;you're 
&lt;br/&gt;in 
&lt;br/&gt;the bathroom. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 9.      If God wanted me to
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; touch my toes, he would have put them 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;on 
&lt;br/&gt;my 
&lt;br/&gt;knees.. 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 10.     It's not hard to meet
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; expenses ... they're everywhere. 
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; 11.     These days, I spend a
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; lot of time thinking about the 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;hereafter...I 
&lt;br/&gt;go somewhere to get something
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; and then wonder what I'm hereafter. 
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; Now I think you're supposed
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 10, Oh 
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;heck! 
&lt;br/&gt;Send 
&lt;br/&gt;it to a bunch of your friends
&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; if you can remember who they are. 
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; something is supposed to
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; happen I think. 
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; Maybe you get your memory
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; back. Even worse, you may get mine. 
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; Did I already send this to
&lt;br/&gt;&gt;&gt; you? &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2004 18:38:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>dancingleaves</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-09T18:38:44Z</dc:date>
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      <title>well</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i made it back here in one piece. but realy like the dumb ass i am i had a chance to go out for New Years Eve party. but stayed home. why because i`m a dumb ass thats why. so i guess thats why i `m back here so soon. &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2004 05:19:47 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2004-01-02T05:19:47Z</dc:date>
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      <title>MARRY DUMBASS CHRISTMAS</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;AND HAPPY DUMBASS NEW YEAR to ya all. don`t be a dumb ass and drink and drive. i`d like to see your dumb ass back here ya know.be good and all that stuff.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2003 21:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-24T21:50:00Z</dc:date>
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      <title>today</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i thought some one cared. what a dumb ass . there isn`t even any one here. so how can there be any one who cares.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 21:46:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-07T21:46:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>the holidays</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;suck . lets me know i a dumb ass for sure. no one comes to see me. just sit here and stare at the wall.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2003 21:55:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-11T21:55:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>ok so you want to hear dumbass~</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/f5815c90-ce0d-46ad-a635-ebab59df91e8</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;i went to the dentist today to have 3 yes 3 cavities filled i hate the dentist so they gave me like 3 shots of numbing stuff, i looked like such a jackass after it was all done my lips were all drooping to one side and i was drooling then my dad is late to pick me up then takes me to the store to pick out hamburger buns for like 3 hours cos he has to friggin read the labels on everyone to see exactly what goes into the hamburger buns the whole time i am sitting there looking fucking autistic and drooling.........mmmmmm super hott.it didnt help eaither that everyone who saw me started to laugh, no that didnt quite boost my ego. and can you belive that this shit happens to me daily?&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 07:50:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2003-12-04T07:50:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>i think</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;i`m the biggest dumb ass of them all. for even coming here and posting. its a waste of time.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:42:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-06T18:42:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>dancingleaves hey</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/b89daa69-8e3c-4566-862b-73d8d9726055</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;now maybe i wont have to talk to myself. for i`m told that means i`m a dumb ass for sure.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 18:34:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-12-02T18:34:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Hi  All !!!!!!!</title>
      <link>http://dumdasses.tribe.net/thread/ceade345-373b-43f0-b269-a03c7db6bed7</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;been gone a while ....... looks like the tribe grew a little.  did ever 1 have a good holiday ?  no dumb-ass news on this end for now ........ but give me a couple of hour ...... i'm sure i'll do somethin.        bwger
&lt;br/&gt;Oh!!!! i was catch'n up on the post ......... Rachel, you were funny as hell LOL !!!!!  i've started watch'n " Married With Children" lately ..... no offence please ...... but you sounded like Kelly Bundy ......... I was laugh'n so hard !!!!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2003 12:53:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2003-12-05T12:53:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>whats the deal.</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;do we ever get in to talking on here. ?????? i`m a dumb ass for trying to find some one to talk to i guess. &lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 17:17:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>cheryl</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2003-11-26T17:17:04Z</dc:date>
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